The more I get used to living here, the smaller and more insignificant these reminders become... but they are still there, and although they occur in the subtlest ways, they are all the more surprising to me when they pop up.
One example of such is the time I stood in Bermondsey tube station asking directions to Bermondsey street. Repeatedly saying the words 'Bermondsey' street in a wide array pronunciations and tones, while standing under a sign which read 'Bermondsey' while no Londoner around me seemed to have any idea what the word I was trying to pronounce was.
But the example I'm going to write about should have been far more straightforward than pronouncing a street name. This story also speaks to the ways that once you learn something simple and take a fact for granted your mind doesn't naturally assume it could be different or change.
It also speaks to the way in which that every now and then you go a very long time without understanding something simple, and when the light bulb finally turns on, you find yourself slightly shocked at what has happened.
The story begins with Bagels.
I love a good bagel toasted with cream cheese or butter, or stuffed with tuna or some kind of sandwich filling, or covered with cheese and a couple dashes of Worcester sauce and melted under the grill... any of the above suits me just fine for lunch or a snack.
The best bit about buying bagels and cream cheese is making sure that the supplies last with one another. That you spread the cream cheese enough, so that by the time you get to your sixth bagel there is enough cream cheese left to give it worthy coating. Anything else, means that you end up in a vicious circle of buying bagels to use up your cream cheese, or cream cheese to use up your bagels in an endless cycle.
While at university, I mastered the art of cream cheese and bagel balance... so that it all works out in the end. I'll admit I'm slightly obsessive with my cream cheese rationing.
Ok, getting back to business.
Since moving to the U.K. I have only ever had housemates, that is until I moved into my current flat in Manchester... and thus, whenever I've bought bagels I have understood that when living with friends and flatmates one or two might go astray before you get to the bag. I tend to maintain a fairly liberal food sharing ethic, and feel that people are welcome to my bagels and other supplies as long as they don't indulge to the point where I'm not left with enough to eat myself.
So throughout the past three years or so, I've never given much thought to when I go into my bag of bagels and notice one is missing... although, I have often thought it was strange that just about every single time I've ever bought a bag of bagels, without fail, one of my flatmates seems to have eaten at least one without saying anything. Not caring too much about it, I've always just rolled my eyes and let it go.
though each and every time it happened, i did think to myself how strange and odd it was that it always seemed to happened. And then, was always forced to give it a second thought when it came to figuring out what to do with that last sixth of cream cheese left in the plastic packaging.
now, before I go - I must say that I don't buy bagels every week. generally, there is a bit of ebb and flow to my bagel buying, so although this oddity has been occurring over three years, it does not necessarily reflect 156 weeks of bagel buying... probably more like 30 or 40 bags in total.
anyway. a few weeks ago, now living by myself, I bought a bag of tesco caramelised onion and poppy seed bagels, and noticed when I went to get a second one that the 6-count seemed short.
later that day, as I was eating a bagel, and a bagel advert came on the television I noticed something very strange.
have a look at this photo and see if you can see it too.

that's right. bagels come in bags of a 5 here. not 6. its not just brand. I checked at the store. its a hard fast rule for all bagels. indeed, its all very simple.
and despite this, every time I've ever bought a bagel I've at some point noticed the count was off... and it never occurred to me that it might be because the bags have fewer in them.
I've always thought I was dealing with a case of sneaky-bagel-hungry-flatmates.
somehow taking for granted the way I've always bought bagels in north america, clouded me from thinking about any other logical explanation.
its time like this that I wonder if I am actually suited to getting a Ph.D... though despite my long-term bagel confusion/delusion, my realisation has brought some good in that it has afforded me an extra one-thirtieth of a pack of cream cheese on each of the five bagels I eat along with it.
check my math. its the one thing I'm sure about right now.
- C
